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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

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clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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slayboybunny:

the satisfaction of getting paid to poop outweighs any embarrassment of the act of pooping at work

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